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During increment time

Boss : There are 50 bricks on an aeroplane. If u drop 1 outside. How many are left?

Employee : That’s easy, 49.

Boss : What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?

Employee : Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge

Boss : What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?

Employee : Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge.

Boss : It’s lion’s birthday, all animals are there except one, why?

Employee : Because the deer is in the fridge.

Boss : How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?

Employee : She crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion’s birthday

Boss : Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why?

Employee : Er….I guess she drowned….err…

Boss : No! She was hit by the brick fallen frm the aeroplane. Thats the problem, you are not focused on your job….You may leave now!!!

Moral: If ur boss has decided to screw u, no matter How much u prepare u will be screwed

So don’t worry about your review.. Just enjoy your work loyally and once you get a good job with a better income, give a shit about your company loyalty and move if the job is challenging.